A unique gift for Cowboys fans, they'll actually remember.

Skip the Cowboys sweatshirt for a gift that lasts long after it's opened.

On your behalf we’ll mail them:

📬 An Unofficial Membership Card wallet-sized conversation piece (“How ’Bout Them Cowboys… letting us down since ’96”).

✉️ The kickoff to a 12-part weekly story about fathers, sons, and decades of Cowboys fandom. Unfolding like a mystery through serialized letters in their inbox.

📑 Lifetime Fan Contract a tongue-in-cheek formal looking, funny commitment to fandom that ships with card, kickoff letter, and certificate.

📜 Frame-worthy Blue Star Certificate of Endurance a classy award for loyalty through every high and low (blank lines for name and induction date).

🎁 A unique gift experience that keeps surprising them week after week and special bonus free lifetime access to premium Cowboys satire newsletter, sold separately for $99/year.

Whether you want to make a fellow fan laugh and enjoy some warm nostalgia, or you're just tired of buying the same old merch, this is the gift guaranteed to deliver (unlike the Cowboys).

If for any reason it doesn't meet expectations, simply return the membership card within 90 days for a full refund - no questions asked.