Skip the Cowboys sweatshirt. On your behalf, with ✓ Free U.S. shipping and ✓ a 90-day money-back guarantee, we’ll mail them:

📬 An Unofficial Membership Card wallet-sized conversation piece (“How ’Bout Them Cowboys… letting us down since ’96”).

✉️ The kickoff to a 12-part weekly story about fathers, sons, and decades of Cowboys fandom. Unfolding like a mystery through serialized letters in their inbox.

📑 Lifetime Fan Contract a tongue-in-cheek formal looking, funny commitment to fandom that ships with card, kickoff letter, and certificate.

📜 Frame-worthy Blue Star Certificate of Endurance, a classy award for loyalty through every high and low (blank lines for name & induction date).

🎁 A unique gift experience that builds anticipation and keeps surprising them week after week.

Whether you want to make a fan laugh and enjoy some warm nostalgia, or you’re just tired of buying the same old merch, this is the gift guaranteed to deliver (unlike the Cowboys).

If for any reason it doesn’t meet expectations, simply return the membership card within 90 days for a full refund — no questions asked.

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A unique gift for Cowboys fans, they'll actually remember.

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🎁 Bonus

Premium Cowboys satire newsletter subscription. Regularly $99/year. For a limited time free lifetime access included with gift purchase.

Frequently Asked Questions

How does this work?

Buy someone you care about a gift and give us their mailing address.

We'll ship them:

(1) a letter with a wallet-sized conversation piece membership card,

(2) a letter explaining how to start receiving their 12-part story in their inbox every Friday as soon as they're ready,

(3) a formal looking tongue-in-cheek lifetime fan contract, and

(4) a frame-worthy Blue Star of Endurance certificate of appreciation.

As an added bonus we'll also (5) send them a special code to activate their free lifetime access to the premium Cowboys satire email newsletter that otherwise costs $99/year.

How does the money back guarantee work?

If anything about this doesn't meet your expectations, just return the membership card within 90 days and you'll get a full-refund. No questions asked.

Is this officially affiliated with the Dallas Cowboys?

No. This is not officially affiliated with the Dallas Cowboys.

What exactly is the 12-part story about?

The 12-part letter series begins when Matthew, a lifelong Cowboys fan, is cleaning out his late father’s house. He discovers a dusty box of letters from his estranged grandfather, Gene. As Matthew reads through them, memories of key Cowboys moments resurface — from Jerry buying the team, to the glory of the 1990s Super Bowls, to the Tony Romo’ experience, and others.

But these letters aren’t just about football. With each one, Matthew uncovers more of the story behind why his father and grandfather stopped speaking, and how decades of fandom — and disappointment — shaped their relationship.

It’s a serialized mystery, a father-son drama, and a time capsule of Cowboys history all rolled into one. Making this a unique, meaningful gift not only for diehard fans, but especially for fathers and families who have shared the highs and lows of Cowboys football across generations.

Can I have this sent directly as a gift?

Yes! At checkout you can enter your recipient’s address, and we’ll mail the membership card and first letter straight to them. You can even include your name in the order notes so they know who it’s from.

Will this make sense if I’m not a Cowboys fan myself?

Absolutely. The story is written for fans, but designed so anyone buying it as a gift can feel confident it’s unique, meaningful, and memorable. You don’t need to know every Cowboys detail to know you’re giving something special.

About the Creator

I grew up with the Cowboys in my house every Sunday. My dad was raised in Dallas and never stopped following the team, even as life and work took him across the South and eventually Missouri, where I mostly grew up.

Some of my earliest sports memories are sitting with him watching the Cowboys dynasty of the early ’90s, right alongside Michael Jordan’s Bulls.

To this day, Dad hardly misses a game, and talking Cowboys is still part of how we connect when we’re together. But when birthdays and Father’s Day roll around, I always struggle with what to get him. Too often, I’d fall back on generic Cowboys gear or another book.

This Letter Series and membership card started as a way to scratch my own itch: to create a gift that felt unique, meaningful, and memorable for a lifelong Cowboys fan like my dad. Now I’m sharing it so other families can have the same experience.

— John, Creator of The Fan Letter Series